Bo Short's Career After Passport Closes Down?
Quixtar Qrush believes all evidence points to Bo Short’s Passport closing the doors soon so Qrush wishes to assist Bo in figuring out a new job. Here is Qrush’s possible list of jobs Bo may wish to consider:
1. Politician: Bo can continue to spew lots of hot air and won’t be held accountable for any measurable results, just like he has been doing with his Passport business.
2. Fun House Operator at local amusement park: Bo is already comfortable being around mirrors since he created an entire smoke and mirrors business called Passport.
3. Snake Charmer: Since Bo has been selling snake oil products for 3 years now through Passport (such as Prostate Formula and Bone Builder Plus), he is probably comfortable around snakes.
4. Mr. Mom: Bo is actually already responsible for the child care and house chores since he sent his wife Sandy back to work full time in the real estate business.
5. Parasite Marketing Manager/Consultant: Bo has perfected parasite marketing techniques for his Passport business and is now ready to sell similar advice to other desperate companies willing to compromise their integrity for profits.
6. Home Security Consultant: Bo can leverage his paranoia about Quixtar being out to get him by giving advice to other weird and paranoid business owners as to how they can protect themselves from phantom monsters.
7. Reunite Dancing Penguins: Bo can get the old band back together (the original band included Bo Short, Eric Janssen, Scott Larsen) to work weddings, parties, etc., and can even add a few of the Passport groupies such as Brian Johnson, Dave Stone and Ty Tribble to the band as backup dancers. You can see the old band in action here: http://passport-jokey.blogspot.com/
As for advice for the Gang of 4, you are pretty much out of luck since you have even fewer skills than Bo Short and since they believe themselves to be even bigger victims of society. All Qrush can say here is that maybe you guys can take Brian Johnson’s lead and get your self a part time pizza delivery gig. Qrush over and out.
The above statements are based on my opinions and experiences as I continue to assist Bo Short and the Gang of 4 with ideas as to how to feed themselves.
1. Politician: Bo can continue to spew lots of hot air and won’t be held accountable for any measurable results, just like he has been doing with his Passport business.
2. Fun House Operator at local amusement park: Bo is already comfortable being around mirrors since he created an entire smoke and mirrors business called Passport.
3. Snake Charmer: Since Bo has been selling snake oil products for 3 years now through Passport (such as Prostate Formula and Bone Builder Plus), he is probably comfortable around snakes.
4. Mr. Mom: Bo is actually already responsible for the child care and house chores since he sent his wife Sandy back to work full time in the real estate business.
5. Parasite Marketing Manager/Consultant: Bo has perfected parasite marketing techniques for his Passport business and is now ready to sell similar advice to other desperate companies willing to compromise their integrity for profits.
6. Home Security Consultant: Bo can leverage his paranoia about Quixtar being out to get him by giving advice to other weird and paranoid business owners as to how they can protect themselves from phantom monsters.
7. Reunite Dancing Penguins: Bo can get the old band back together (the original band included Bo Short, Eric Janssen, Scott Larsen) to work weddings, parties, etc., and can even add a few of the Passport groupies such as Brian Johnson, Dave Stone and Ty Tribble to the band as backup dancers. You can see the old band in action here: http://passport-jokey.blogspot.com/
As for advice for the Gang of 4, you are pretty much out of luck since you have even fewer skills than Bo Short and since they believe themselves to be even bigger victims of society. All Qrush can say here is that maybe you guys can take Brian Johnson’s lead and get your self a part time pizza delivery gig. Qrush over and out.
The above statements are based on my opinions and experiences as I continue to assist Bo Short and the Gang of 4 with ideas as to how to feed themselves.
posted by Quixtar QRush at 2:00 PM
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